Everything Looks Better On Black!

I love wearing all black...I know it is a little extreme...but everything looks better in/on black!  I remember being in Europe years ago, and I noticed all the old women wore all black and lots of gold jewelry...not a bad look as I get older.  My butt looks smaller in black, my hair looks blonder when I where black, my eyes look bigger when outlined in black, I look thinner all over in black, my jewelry looks better on black, my little blue suede boots look better with black skinny jeans, boots look better in black, black clothes last longer, and you can't see stains!  I'm all in for the black look.  And perfect for Halloween!